Santa: Yah Kya Tum Ek Aur Sut Le I? Abhi Parason Hi To... Jito (Gusse Men): Kya Kaha? Kya Parson Kya? Bolo? Santa: Nahin Parson Bhi Ek Hi Li Thi Aaj Do Le Aati!
Santa: Main Tere Pyar Me Lut Gaya Barbaad Ho Gaya Rusva Aur Badnam Ho Gaya! Jito: To Haramkhor Main Kaun Si Engineer Ya Doctor Ban Gayi!
Jito: Aap Shaadi Ke Baad Se Badal Gaee Ho? Santa: Mainne Tumhen Pahale Hi Bata Diya Tha Ki Mujhe Shadishuda Ladakiyon Me Koi Dilchaspi Nahin Hai
Santa Aur Banta Apni Biwion Se Bahut Pareshan The Banta: He Bhagwan Chahe Mujhe Duniya Ki Sari Nafrat De Pareshani Aur Dukh De; Lekin Mujhe Meri Bivi Se Mukti Dila De Santa: Abe Tu Maut Maang Raha Hai Ki Rilayns Men Naukari
Banta: Mary Crismas Santa: Matlab? Banta: Aaj Badaa Din Hai Isliye Aisa Kahate Hain Santa: Achchha To Lo To Fir Meri Bhi Crismas
Banta: Bhai Ye Khushiyan Kya Hoti Hain? Santa: Pata Nahin Bhai Meri To Kam Umr Men Hi Shadi Ho Gai Thi